drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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