Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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