the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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