Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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