he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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