its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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