What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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