Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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