Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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