Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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