I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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