I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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