i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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