It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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