Christians are straight up FREAKS
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I believe in your delicious
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
