Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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