Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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