i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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