I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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