i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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