you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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