My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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