Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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