i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
