Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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