the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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