maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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