I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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