whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he was CRYING into my vagina
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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