just tell him i said nine months
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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