Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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