idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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