Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
