I hate your face
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
