I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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