I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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