Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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