I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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