On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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