You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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