I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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