thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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