it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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