My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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