what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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