i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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