Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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