I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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