I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
