All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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