Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I believe in your delicious
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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