none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
