i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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