I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
