do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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