if you like me you must not know who I am
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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