I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
why is half of my head shaved?
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