Whod you bang
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
