I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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