Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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