She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We smell like vodka and hangover
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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