Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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